That's right, she got her dress in the sales, just like a common person! Someone should beatify her now….
As nice as Kate Middleton the Duchess of Cambridge is, she stole every girl? Once inside, away from the cameras, we can only assume that various nubile members of Fortnums staff were forced to strip naked and throw foie gras at each other while the royal wenches laughed and laughed.
Well done, Kate, for being so thrifty! Two very cheeky Australian radio show hosts placed a prank phone call to the hospital where? You all know the story by now: Wills and Kate were holidaying in France, and a photographer who was seemingly stationed a good couple of miles away and was unable to keep a steady enough hand to get anything like clear images took pictures of her boobs.
? It must be hard being Pippa Middleton; trying to be a serious business woman and gallivanting around London, made all the more difficult because everyone knows you for being the one with the arse that stole your sister? Our Kate, Princess of Hearts, won't have anyone saying she's lazy and workshy: she took photos of her parents? How does she do it?! Kate Middleton is now a blueblood.